One of Pakistan's best known journalists was shot and wounded after he was ambushed in the port city of Karachi Saturday, international media reported.Hamid Mir, a presenter for private Pakistani news channel Geo TV, was shot three times but was in stable condition, the BBC reported.
Thirteen more bodies were pulled from a sunken ferry off South Korea on Sunday, officials said, pushing the death toll to 46 but leaving more than 250 people still missing, most of them high school students on a trip.
Denver?s first 420 Rally since Colorado?s legalization of marijuana is expected to be the largest yet ? but don?t expect attendees to light up in a joint celebration.
objurgate [OB-juhr-gayt] transitive verb. To express strong disapproval of. I don’t objurgate Wiener posting a picture of his cock, just that he didn’t use Instagram.
oleaginous [oh-lee-AJ-uh-nuhs] adjective. Having the nature or qualities of oil. A big fucking thank you to BP who has turned our beloved gulf into an oleaginous swamp.
ablution [uh-BLOO-shun] noun. The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body. My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.
sycophant [sik-uh-fant] noun. A self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite. The cluster fuck over in Libya is largely due to Gaddafi’s sycophants, who depend on him for food and drink.
plebeian [plih-BEE-uhn] noun. A coarse, crude, or vulgar person. I like movie theaters with more expensive balcony seats so I don’t have to come in contact with those pissant plebeians down below.
somatic [soh-MAT-ik] adjective. Of the body; bodily; physical. The somatic side-effects of E are mainly that you feel like a scumbag for three days after the high wears off.
rhapsodize [RAP-suh-dahyz] verb. To talk with extravagant enthusiasm. Rhapsodize to your kids about sex before Google does.