Jenna Bush Hager: Former First Dog Barney 'was a real jerk' Presidential pooch Sunny grabbed a few headlines for causing a 2-year-old to fall to the floor Wednesday at the White House. But at least the pup was just being playful. According to a true White House insider, Sunny's presidential predecessor, Barney, was something less than man's best friend.
Child killed in school bus accident in Idaho One child was killed and four more injured on Thursday when a bus carrying elementary schoolchildren collided with a dump truck at a rural intersection in Idaho, west of Boise, a state police spokeswoman said.
The new Mustang: contemporary interpretation of a classic She was just 22 years old, a fresh graduate from a teacher?s college and excited about life, so when Gail Wise went to the Ford showroom near her family?s home in suburban Chicago, she told the salesman she wanted something new, youthful and special.
When 'Ho-ho' turns to 'Oh, no!' Holiday decorating injuries on the rise In U.S. emergency rooms, the holiday decorating season starts early. Just ask Dr. Carlos Roldan, a Texas ER doc who treated a man who fell off a ladder while putting up his Christmas lights ? in September. ?He lost his balance as his wife was on the ladder trying tohand him his walker,? Roldan says.
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